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Dick on Demand

A concept in which a person has access to so many male sexual partners that they are able to get laid whenever they please
Jose: I need some good dick but I ain’t got no man

Daisy: shit girl, I got Dick on Demand I can get you a man right now. any preferences?
by DDstyle May 24, 2022
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damain

Damain--- a crazy, guy who is really funny and can be really annoying at some point in time. He aslways shows his feelings even though he has his feelings hurt sometimes, but e makes the best out of every day possible... And he is an amazing friend and lover. Not to mention shy!!!
Why are you kind of acting shy like a damain child.
by Decofinde@gmail.com February 25, 2017
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demanning

The act of being made less of a man by the removal of the testicals
If any guys drink my gin, i'm demanning them!
by Mighty Min December 18, 2008
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Demand Dysfunction

What Is DF?
Demand Dysfunction (DF) is a bacterium that causes dysfunctions in the membranes of the body. It is tough to treat, as it is most likely to spread, like most ROBLOXian infections -- or -- because it's resistant to some commonly used antibiotics.

The symptoms of DF depend on how long you have traded demand for. DF effects the membranes of the body, like the brain and spinal cord, making it hard to walk, having an obession with demand, and major mood swings.

Even though DF is not that serious and could be cured easily, it could spread if delayed treatement, making symptoms worsen as time goes on. These symptoms could become potentially life-threatening.

What Causes DF?
DF is caused by a bacterium known as demandiliaso, which is a quick spread throughout the body if untreated. Usually, this is caused by constant demand obession, like Void Star or CF, which opens your immune system up to the bacterium.
Benny: WTF
Item: Bro does RD have Demand Dysfunction?
by 󠀀 March 5, 2019
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detain

She had to detain herself from eating too much candy.
by iliiiii June 27, 2006
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Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
by k-flava January 21, 2007
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demiana

A Demiana is a very good friend, but will make you embarrassed any chance they get. They will also threaten to kill you, but deep down they love you.
My friend is sch a demiana
by kalli_moe_19 March 13, 2018
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