tweet and delete

The act of posting a tweet on Twitter, usually an inflammatory one, then deleting it, either due to paranoia or a realization that haters gonna hate.

Jim quickly realized that dissing Kim Kardashian for being a soulless whore was a waste of time, and practiced the zen art of tweet and delete.

by Path July 21, 2011

Cat delete

Cat delete refers to the removal of the catalytic converter of a car. Removing or bypassing the catalytic converter gives a tiny addition to power, but gives the car a low, growling sound.

Dang, your old Honda Civic sounds like a rice rocket after that cat delete. All it needs now is a huge spoiler, spinners, and LEDs

by Janeazy August 10, 2009

i will delete your kneecaps

if somebody says this to you run

if you like trump i will delete your kneecaps

by non binary frog November 1, 2020

Delete your account

1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.

2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.

Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.

Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.

by swag-wager June 10, 2016

control alt delete

How to shut off any fucking programs that decides to go against the high speed computer revolution. Motherfuckers.

O my goodess, this program is frozen, I need to press control alt delete.

by Ms. Yaweh May 9, 2006

Delete meme dump day

December 17 is the day of delete meme dump day

On this day all mods are allowed to delete meme dump
This allows the mods to relax as the would not have to deal with meme dump

Memetastic discord mod: Yooo it's delete meme dump day!
Memetastic: Yes.

by Shitposter69420 December 11, 2020

CTRL + ALT + DELETE

The key combination that solves everything.

"The TV monitor that's hooked up to the computer is broken."
"Try CTRL + ALT + DELETE."

by Daniel Munro May 5, 2005