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dealer

Someone who's job is selling drug's.
"Man I'm a dealer now, I can't jus' take a week off and go snowboarding. Biznazz is Biznazz."
by Diego August 21, 2003
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deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.
I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.
by mwallis October 13, 2009
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deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.
man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!
by bigeasyone March 7, 2010
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deer knuckle

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.
by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013
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Candy Dealer

A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
by acs26 September 4, 2012
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egg dealer

an egg dealer is someone who deals egg
person: hey egg dealer, you got any eggs
egg dealer: yes
by clucks the egg dealer January 24, 2021
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watch for deer

Him: "Heading back from the cabin, see you in 3 hours"... Her: "Watch for deer..."
by theeeelo November 1, 2018
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