Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.
Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.
by J Crisler September 25, 2009
Get the Delayed Suckification mug.A side effect experienced from dextromethorphan DXM abuse in which the person using it has slower reflexes and reaction time -- Also see dexter and robotrip
by APatcher September 17, 2003
Get the Dexter Delay mug.When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Gaper Delay mug.When someone does not listen correctly to a conversation, and then after an unspecified amount of time, talks about said conversation verbatim.
T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!
by G-pooch January 21, 2009
Get the Tony Delay mug.When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.
The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
by wordelder April 11, 2011
Get the Therapeutic Delay mug.Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
Get the Shite delay mug.You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.
She's comfortable.
She's established a nest.
She's showing her true colours.
She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 17, 2023
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