Dexter Delay

A side effect experienced from dextromethorphan DXM abuse in which the person using it has slower reflexes and reaction time -- Also see dexter and robotrip

The cause of the accident was a dexter delay.

by APatcher September 17, 2003

Delayed Suckification

Similar to delayed gratification; only one is putting something off because he knows it will truly suck.

Janie delayed suckification by putting off talking to her boss until Monday because it's a whole weekend away.

by J Crisler September 25, 2009

Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!

Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Tony Delay

When someone does not listen correctly to a conversation, and then after an unspecified amount of time, talks about said conversation verbatim.

T-Dog: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
G-Pooch: Yeh he used to be called Barry.
4 minutes later
Tony Day: Have you heard about that Obama guy?
All: TONY DELAY!

by G-pooch January 21, 2009

Status Delay

Occurs when a person has posted a new status on facebook but suddenly realizes or finds something else that they want as their status but delays a few hours to post it so that people won't get angry that he or she is filling up their newsfeed.

After posting a unique quote on facebook, Robert suddenly realized that he wanted to also post a video from youtube as well but status delayed for a few hours before doing so.

by Vikingswimmer82 August 26, 2010

dude delay

When you be hanging with your dudes and you space out

Jack: you good man
Tom: ....
Jack: hello earth to tom

Tom: oh sorry dude I got dude delay

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

Shite delay

Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.

Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay

by griggy July 6, 2011