Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

doeflation

The woke version of stagflation, when you have a she-cession combined with high inflation

Justin Trudeau's budget balanced itself when the economy collapsed because of uncontrollable doeflation

by saltyhipster August 31, 2021

Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

Deflection

a way for parents who do not know how to be parents to blame anything and everything for their failure to acceptably raise or discipline their children.

"My kid is fat so I am suing McDonald's. No, that is not deflection, it's really McDonald's fault."

by Sharkyire February 24, 2010

Deflection

Noun. The act of avoiding receipt of a compliment by changing the subject or playing coy

Brandon was so uncomfortable with his favor client's gesture that he made a joke, a true deflection

by TherapistsRock February 15, 2021

drama deflection

One who deflects their problems, using drama.

"That guy is constantly using drama deflection, instead of worrying about themselves."

by cocknbulls October 13, 2013

Danish Deflection

The rare occurrence when one intends to ejaculate in a girl's mouth but misses, hitting her cheek, but magically deflecting onto a danish nearby. This has actually occurred only once in the history of mankind, because no one likes to have sex with a danish watching.

The Ancient Greek Jepherus Koblias is the only person known to have experienced the phenomenon known as "the Danish Deflection," before danishes even existed. Wait, what?

by Dr. Morris Piston Wadsworth January 19, 2009