Butthole Deficiency

Your butthole stopped working and it's time to have butthole surgery.

Oh no! I have a bad case of Butthole Deficiency!

by anonymous January 7, 2021

Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome

When someone acts so stupid, it’s like they have a lack of brain cells in their heads.

People with BCDS typically post nonsense on Twitter and Reddit, and think the moon landing was faked.

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat!
Me: the earth is round, dude, you’re suffering from a case of Brain Cell Deficiency Syndrome.

by GeosWorld April 23, 2023

testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.

1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!

by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018

sex deficiency

When it’s been so long since you had sex your body is shutting down without the nutrients you need from sex

I haven’t had sex in so long I’m starting to think I have the illness sex deficiency

by Davis87 July 23, 2018

seth deficiency

A Deficiency in someone named Seth

Omg I am so sick today. Must be my Seth deficiency

by Samjj28 June 12, 2020

Dating Common Sense Deficiency

The inability to detect a Red flag or multiple if applicable.

person 1 (the victim): Its just that her "crazy to hot scale" is really good, bro!
person 2 (a good friend): I'm pretty sure you have a form of dating common sense deficiency.

by takentacos November 16, 2019

Salivary Lipase Deficiency

{Lipase and/or Amylase}

Consequential deficiency in salivary amylase and/or lipase secondary to lingual nerve trauma.

Requires replacement with biotin.

It feels like I have such a severe Salivary Lipase Deficiency today. Where is my biotin?

by SLinkov December 20, 2024