decision deficient

When you can never make a decision, even if miniscule.

"what do you want to eat" -person1
"i dont know" -person2
"you NEVER KNOW" -person1
"i am decision deficient" -person2
"i have realized" -person1

by thehomepantry November 30, 2017

Salivary Lipase Deficiency

Severe salivary lipase deficiency secondary to lingual nerve trauma.

Requires replacement with Biotin.

I can feel my salivary lipase deficiency coming on. Where’s my Biotin?

by SLinkov December 20, 2024

Acute bitch deficiency

When you ain’t got no bitches but it keeps happening

Bro 1: bro got no bitches
Bro 2: oh yea? Sounds like you got acute bitch deficiency.
Bro 1: bruh moment

by spotlight ah moonlight ah December 18, 2024

Salivary Lipase Deficiency

{Lipase and/or Amylase}

Consequential deficiency in salivary amylase and/or lipase secondary to lingual nerve trauma.

Requires replacement with biotin.

It feels like I have such a severe Salivary Lipase Deficiency today. Where is my biotin?

by SLinkov December 20, 2024

seth deficiency

A Deficiency in someone named Seth

Omg I am so sick today. Must be my Seth deficiency

by Samjj28 June 12, 2020

Physichonex Deficiency

Cause / Symptoms: The cause of this disease is the addiction to the physical touch and smell of another person, early symptoms are grave tiredness that leads mild headaches. Symptoms first appear 2 days after becoming addicted to a person. Later and the most grave symptom is insanity which will be the final symptom 8 days after the initial addiction.

Cure / Treatment: The only cure or treatment to this disease is to be held in the arms by the person who you are addicted to.

Damnit, she was so pretty I think I got addicted, I might have Physichonex Deficiency now.

by FatBoiBigDick February 20, 2023

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD)

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022