9/11 Defense

1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in.

Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?

You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense.

Person: aaaah, nice.

by JackSpayed October 23, 2009

Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

Defence pudding

A pudding brought to stop others eating the your pudding, by providing them with an alternative pudding to eat.

Also known as a 'tactical desert.'

When your dinner companions order spoons so they can eat your pudding, you know it is time to order a defence pudding.

by The Waltonator January 11, 2010

Defensitive

Being overly sensitive and thereby becoming defensive

Dude, you’re being super defensitive

by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019

i drop kicked that child in self defense

the child stuck their tongue out so you drop kick that child in self defense

Technoblade: Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense

by i swear my name is andrew September 10, 2021

dependapotamus

Traditionally a service-members dependent who is a "stay at home mom" that doesn't do a damn thing all day besides sitting on the couch looking remarkably similar to jabba the hut leaching off of military benefits and eating anything that gets too close.

"Dude what the hell is that on your couch?"
"Thats my wife!"
"You need to do something with that dependapotamus."

by Daemion October 24, 2008

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004