A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.
Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
The test Matt Deckered me.
That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.
You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?
by CaptKirk April 29, 2010
Get the Matt Decker mug.To punch someone very hard, knocking them to the ground in some cases - hence "deck", to "deck" someone as in putting them on a deck.
by Theo Townsend February 27, 2004
Get the Deck mug.To Deck, To get decked; to hit or be hit viciously hard without mercy, usually in the mouth or nose region. To strike down upon another human with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger.
"I just decked Stephanie in the nose cuz the bitch didnt have my money"
"If my manager doesnt give me next friday off ima deck him right in his mouth
"If my manager doesnt give me next friday off ima deck him right in his mouth
by FatChamp June 14, 2006
Get the Decked mug.When two men grab their own dicks and pull them back opposite of each other and release at the same time. This releasing a shockwave.
by Niggaeatass69 November 14, 2017
Get the Double Decker Dick mug.Verb: Controlling a certain section of the prison, jail or other similar type of building used to house convicted criminals.
Reporter: So what were you doing during your incarceration?
Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
Former prisoner: I was just always running the deck no matter where they had put me.
by Gohan Barracuda November 22, 2017
Get the running the deck mug.by pun master general May 29, 2016
Get the deeking mug.A girl who is so beautiful, smart, funny, and has such a good personality that she is not only taken but has guys pursuing her in the hopes that her boyfriend slips up. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity if you get to be with a girl like this, but it seems there is always someone ahead of you in the "batting order."
Guy 1 : "Wow, that girl is just amazing in every sense of the word! Do you know if she has a boyfriend?"
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
Guy 2: "Haha you've got to be kidding me, don't even waste your time, she's got batters on deck."
by handle this February 20, 2010
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