deadants

after taking a shit leave un-wiped for several hours, if done correctly, the shit left on your asshole should be rock hard. Find a victim (preferably asleep), squat over his face with your pants and jocks down, rapidly scratch your asshole and you should see small brown flakes of shit fall on the victims face. Then resulting in the victims face covered in deadants.

"at my friends sleepover party, I forgot to buy him a present so I left him a pile of deadants on his forehead".

by Tom Mc Carthy August 1, 2012

DaLarm

A guy that is extremely conceited. He thinks he's the smartest kid out of everyone. He's Asian so he obviously gets A's. He always pretends to cry when you pick on him and mess on him but then he says "Just kidding" with a straight face. He's KOREAN (get him girls).... He's actually a very good friend. He usually just takes all the jokes and insults and turns them around to make them good. He loves to sing and wants to be famous and rolling in money one day. He ESPECIALLY loves Combat Arms. He can beat you all.... If not, he's just having an off day. He hates it when you mess with his hair and always cares about how he looks. AND HE HAS NO MIDDLE NAME. Oh, and also, he thinks he can save the world with his asian superpowers.

Wow, look at DaLarm. Getting A's as usual.

by MyPuzzle August 20, 2010

Dealable

manageble, something one can deal/manage

If your strong within, then situations are dealable.

by del-ite :D June 12, 2009

Dalai Bama

The notion that, despite being two years old at the time of his death, Barack Obama is in fact the reincarnation of John F. Kennedy.

Obama is so Kennedy-esque. Yeah, it's as if he's the Dalai Bama or something.

by Nathan Owings January 12, 2009

deaack

More than your everyday dick.

You are a complete deaack.

by Lesli T August 30, 2005

Dalaimama

An Apple/Macintosh computer wizard. Considered better than a computer guru.

The Macintosh computer wasn't working until Dalaimama gently touched the mouse and gave the monitor a knowing glance.

by SLCB October 7, 2008

dalahy

The most amazing beautiful girl in the world who you should fall in love with instantly not just because of her look but because of her personality she's a loving and caring person who will, make you smile when you're not in a good mood,

Omg! Is that dalahy?

Yeah!
I want her number she's gorgeous!

by Lover.gurl April 20, 2015