wheeler and dealer

One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

by Fundo88 January 27, 2010

dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012

Meme dealer

A God that has given you a reason to live

I get memes from my Meme dealer

by Mini Mack December 7, 2017

deader

To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)

I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.

by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

Deckerstar

Chloe and Lucifer’s ship name. Very beautiful and sad story, they only got officially in a relationship in season 5 though they’ve wanted each other since day one.

Chloe: yeah me and Lucifer got together
Ella: OMGOMGOMG MY DECKERSTAR DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE!!!!

by chloemorningstar November 18, 2020

Bop Dealer

1. A merchant of black market Bop-It toys

2. A person whom one goes to for blow jobs (BJs).

My friend's little brother wants a Bop-It for Christmas and he doesn't have a lot of money, so I told him to buy one from a bop dealer.

Where's Jan goin?
Oh, he left to see his bop dealer for his weekly BJ.

by realguitarHERO December 15, 2010

Boujee Upper Decker

Taking a shit in another person’s essential oil humidifier without telling them. Usually as a form of retaliation in which a classic upper decker just won’t cut the mustard.

“I know I had to get back at that twat waffle after he cheated on me with my sister. So naturally I left him a boujee upper decker when I moved out.”

by Gettin' It.... March 8, 2022