Deadbeat Loser

A hard footed wandering creature that seeks shelter under bridges and overpasses, often found masturbating to images of the flying dog from the Never Ending Story.

Man 1: Hey look it's a Hobo!
Man 2: Dont be so rude TW, it's a Deadbeat Loser
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: Hard soled creatures that masturbate to the dog from The Never Ending Story prefer the title "Deadbeat Loser"
Deadbeat Loser: Hey Man 1, please don't call me a Hobo

by Internet Dip Shit June 26, 2020

The Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost

The kind of God that is in support of slavery, misogyny, genocide and various other things that turn people off religion.

"Go ye therefore, and pillage all nations, bastardizing them in the

name of the Deadbeat, the Bastard and the Assholy Ghost"
--Matthew 28:19 (abridged by a very vocal atheist)

by The Logical Fallacy January 3, 2019

Active Deadbeat

A person who has little to no involvement in the child’s life but yet comes around every once in a while to offer help and guidance.

Teacher: and Timmy How would you describe your father?
Timmy: well teach he an active deadbeat, he here but he’s not here

by HappyDaughter10 June 15, 2021

deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.

A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.

by Dodger Of Zion July 11, 2003

dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.

Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.

by Suss March 11, 2005

deadbeat dad

A fucking ass hole point blank .

My Dad , MAYBE your dad , the guy next to you on the highway

by Femme Fatale 007 February 21, 2004

dead meat

1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.

1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."

by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018