Daven

Somebody who is very attractive. Has a IQ of 337 and beats you in pokemon. Born on 420 and started getting chicks in the hospital, he got a small loan of a million dollars and turned it into 14 trillion and took over the USA and kicked Bill Clinton out. He know keeps secret as his plan "illinati" (Different Spelling to be secret) to take over the world, he currently controls United Nations. He Balls have the same circumference as the milky way and is longer than Andromeda. If you mess with them he will swack at you and leaving you blind due to his ball's beauty. Has hunky man abs and can run faster than the Flash. he is believe to be the 21st greek god as he shoots lightning out of his balls. He is very charitable and sexier than George Clooney. He as 1 girlfriend only because the others drool. He created MLG to fuc more beeches, he gets all the booty. He scared Chuck Norris by flinching his eyebrow and beat Rocky with his big toe. As a baby he swung his balls at the plateau in China creating the Himalayas. He secretly has the force and lives a double life on Tatoonie and Dagobah. He beat world champions at MTG by tapping his land because the opponents knew what was up. His if he lays flat on Arizona He creates the Rockies with his sick abs. Someone once got indented so hard by his dick that they were flatter than hot cakes. He genes are so valuable that his sperm sells faster than hot cakes aswell. He

Lily: Daaaamn girl that guy is such a Daven, just look how hot he is

Jacky: I am gonna go ask him out, hope me the best

by SiIvaGunner May 24, 2018

Davenity

Davenity is a female who is very mean when she wants to be. But she can also be very sweet. Its quite amazing how her mood can change. She may be happy one day, then turn into a evil ball of death and destruction. She's very beautiful and absolutely amazing. One would be lucky to have her. Although she can be a b**** and often very mean, she still is amazing. Her height however is... Well its what it is. Her height makes her cute and her personality is outstanding. She's as close to perfection and Meowgi is To cat god.

Davenity, why are you so mean?

by W_C_D April 15, 2015

Wood daver

A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)

Here goes the wood-daver train, it's taking off, it's a new century!

by Mary Mangan January 11, 2004

Davena

Davena is the girl with the big fat juicy ass. You just want to serve it on a plate and put a little Icying and cherry on top. She is the beautiful Arabic woman.

WOW LOOK AT DAVENA COMING WITH GER BIG FAT ASS.

Woah Davena's ass Nearly knocked me out to another planet.

by Bestlololo December 11, 2016

Davenport

Inside furniture when used as outside furniture, usually on a porch or patio, sometimes in a garage. Especially couches, but recliners and benches from vans set on a porch can be referred to as The Davenport.

Carl Bob's passed out on The Davenport again, should we wake him?

by MIZRIZ April 19, 2018

Davenport, FL

The undisputed asshole of the universe. Along with shitty chain restaurants and the ocasional meth lab, we also tout the most ridiculous sherriff and the unofficial title of heavens waiting room.

Need incentive to shoot yourself in the face????.....Just take a drive to Davenport, FL

by Trombus April 12, 2011

Davery

Davery is the best mash up name for a couple, this means the couple is strong and is able to handle anything that might come their way, even if another girl/boy tries to screw it up, they won't let them, because they love each other too dearly to ever do that. This name is perfect for a David and Avery that might be together, so if you are that special couple, you are very lucky to have one another.

That couple looks like a Davery
Davery are so cute!

by Girl5000 February 20, 2018