blonde date

A masturbation technique where you put a blonde wig on your jerking hand so it looks like a blonde is fellating you.

Bro, who was that blonde chick that was blowing you last night?

Dude, that was no chick I was givin myself a blonde date.

by Otto Parts June 6, 2010

groundhog date

When one seems to go on the same date over and over again, with either the same person or with different people.

It was groundhog date again with george last night: dinner and drinks. I'm getting kinda sick of this routine.

by kds818 October 7, 2009

Fixed Blind Date

When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.

Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!

by HI IM JAKE March 7, 2011

datefriend

A gender-neutral term for girlfriend/boyfriend, usually used for people to refer to people they are dating who don't fit into the gender binary.

Im going to the movies with my datefriend later, and we're going to zir house afterwards.

by mahouminuki February 14, 2014

dope date

To exchange drugs for sexual favors.

That dude is nasty. He'll dope date any fiend who's willing.

by SpeakEazy March 3, 2008

Date stamp

Any tattoo on a woman that states the year that she was born thus making it easier to tell if she is or is not jail bait. Normally found in the form of an est. 19** on the lower back aka tramp stamp .

"Dude I was rounding third and heading for home when I saw her date stamp. What a buzz kill."

by 1713299 September 28, 2009

date hijacking

When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone higher in the food chain.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.

At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.

by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005