Danish Daddy

A man who is called Danish that want to be called Daddy or Danish Daddy

Omg he is a Danish Daddy
I wish I had a finish daddy

by Edam shag May 28, 2022

frosted danish

danish=vagina. frost=semen. nuff said

"I wanna frost your danish!" or "prepare to have your danish frosted" or "my frosted danish feels gooooddd"

by cholrus March 11, 2010

danish

delectable treat, and a very hot sexy girrll

damn that danish was good
or
damn look at that danish

by danishhhhhhhhhhhh November 26, 2010

Danish Poop Grenade

While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.

Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.

by El Presidente Del Fireclowns November 28, 2009

Danishia

Amazing funny caring and someone you don't want to loose if lose it will be hard if yet impossible to get them back they are kind but if you take there kindness for granted it turns into one of the most dreadful feelings because a Danishia stops talking to you you don't know what to do and you try to get then back they will forgive but never forget...

They apologize first because there the bravest person and don't like fighting but will stand for what they believe in

They forgive because they are the stronger ones and hate dealing with old drama

They forget a lot if they really care because those who forgive are the happiest

Hey me and Danishia where going to go watch a movie wanna come

She forgave you

Yup but it took forever to get her trust back and this time I'm not letting her go

They are incredibly sexy and K of how to show you a good time with out even touching of the skin

by Superhero lover June 21, 2014

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

Soviet Danish

When you freeze a twinkie in the freezer and then once it's frozen you shove it in a girls vagina and leave it in there until it is fully defrosted. Then you eat the Twinkie.

I just had the best tasting soviet danish, dude!

by cubeboy August 6, 2011