Damnitity

Damnitity is a measurement of how much of a damn problem something is, or of its "damned" power.

"The damnitity of this house gets worse every day."

by PestilencePuppet February 19, 2004

damnitwear

The best fuckin' shirts ever. Not for the sissy bible thumping "moral majority". Put on your damnitwear if you want to boast thought provoking yet offensive fashions. Although elusive, damnitwear is popular amongst some underground free-spirited and intelligent anti-social groups. damnitwear has been banned by public school administrations in the MidWest, USA and now makes its corporate home in Tampa, FL.

It's not just a T-shirt, it is damnitwear!

by damnitjames February 2, 2010

Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.

Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".

by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011

Dammit Mellu

Disappointment

My girlfriend cheated on me.
Dammit Mellu!

by Roshmon April 18, 2018

Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019

bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013

dammit

The back of a pin which is used to hold it in place. This term is primarily used in the military when dealing with pinning rank on a uniform as the dammits are easy to lose.

Dammit! I lost a dammit!
Hold the dammits while I pin this on.

by Fairady April 30, 2006