dafuqboom

cringe ass youtuber who spams gmod videos of fucking head coming out of a toilet whose audience consists of 3 year olds

pradyumna : Have you watched dafuqboom's new skibidi toilet video ?
rishaan : No , im not a nigger

by triggerman02 October 22, 2023

Dafuke

Origin: An unintentional quote from the modern prophet Mohamed Mikali initiated by "devine intervention"

As this is a holy word in some circles, one true definition is yet to be formalized,

However amongst Mohamed Mikali's followers it is generally accepted to be a describing word for something odd, different, weird or messed up.

Although the word is often used in many different and far flung circumstances.

It's Commonly believed that Dafuke may be a modern derivative of the Hebrew word Dafuki.

You are Dufuke.
I am Dafuke.
You look so Dafuke.
That smells Dafuke.
How Dafuke was that.

by Funkingru5ion February 28, 2010

Dafauq

When you want to say a cuss word but your not allowed to

When your teacher won't shut her Fucking trap and you scream dafauq

by Fucking bitch tit October 23, 2017

DaFuckSheSay Phobia

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something someone has said and you don't know how to handle it.

Someone: Y'all go to prom in a three way not sexually but all together and you the small one will be the bitch.
Me: You just triggered my DaFuckSheSay Phobia

by Bawinganut November 27, 2018

dafucisyoutalkinabout

What the hell are you on CBandzz

My name is CBandzz dafucisyoutalkinabout

by CBandzz January 12, 2021

Dafu

not that dumb, he's not that stupid as the first one said.

oh look its dafu the average iq chinese man

by jcisabitch July 14, 2021

dafaq

What in the actual f**K!?

Dafaq!
That is some totally messed up sh*t!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017