A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to
popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A
gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth.
Don’
t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊
Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the
book or read the whole thing!
Oh
wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride
home today.