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Jerk Off Before Donating

The process of masturbating before donating to female streamers or other content creators. Clearing one's mind, before wasting money on a thot.
Hey Mike, before you give that thot a dime you need to JOBD! Jerk off before donating!
by AsheronsFall July 2, 2019
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lump sum donation

Ejaculating a load of jizz into/onto someone. Often times it is used in reference to lump sum cum.
I gave her a lump sum donation.

I'd totally give Jessica Alba a lump sum donation.
by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011
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Can a bitch get a donation?

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.
Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.
by thatdude23 October 10, 2012
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irish donation

The act of defecating on a sixteen-year old girl's chest while wearing a leprechaun suit.
At last year's St. Patrick's day parade, Dillon got so wasted that he left an irish donation on the chest of that cheerleader that passed out in his loft.
by Hanis Polo March 2, 2008
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seed donations

1. "Deposits" of "man-milk" dat one or more virile dudes make to a hot chick whom they're on intimate terms with, either because she wants a baby, or just because she's horny all da time.
2. Da b**ls**t description dat greedy ministers and televangelists use to label requested money from their already-cash-strapped audience with da implications dat said donors will then "reap bountiful rewards from God", but which said Bible-blabbers then use merely for their own personal gain.
"Seed donations" can also sarcastically refer to either child-support payments dat a guy hasta pay a gal whom he knocked up, or "hush money" dat he hasta give her so dat she won't blab to others about his having had sex with her.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019
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