DMS

PMS to a much much higher level. Persons suffering from DMS tend to have exaggerated symptoms of PMS, combined with multiple and sporadically exhibited psychoses often leading to desires of divorce, if not husbacide.

Person 1: Dana isn't acting like herself, lately.

Person 2: I know! She's got a bad case of DMS.

by CncrndNabr June 27, 2010

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Deep Make-out Sex

"Let's have dms"
"Ok"

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Short for 'Dependancy Menstrual Syndrome'

A condition wherein a significant other experiences intermittent periods of pissiness, due to an inability to independently support a fragile emotional system.

*Though curable, often fatal for men because of mis-diagnosis.

"It's not the distance, it's just...well...

...have you been tested for dms?"

by NuSonRize January 30, 2005

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