Divine

Divine~ kind, funny, rude when needed, caring, pretty. Divine's can be found anywhere. They can make you laugh till you can't take it anymore, also they can hype you up and overall when you find a divine don't lose her because it'll be the worse day of your life.

Ocean~"Guys meet my new friend Divine"
Divine~"Hii guys nice to meet you all"
*Everyone*~"Hiiii!!!"

by Chocolate'baby x October 29, 2019

L Divine

L Divine is the celebrated author of a teen series called Drama High. The series is based in Compton (America) and currently has 11 books going on to number 12 and onwards. It's not just a teen drama it has a mystical twist to it and has characters every one can relate to.
Sold wherever books are sold, available in local libraries
Catch her on my space

L Divine's Work As of 2010
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
(Not Yet Published)
12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown

by EastAfrika'sFines January 16, 2011

Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

Brexit Dividend

An entirely imaginary future cash windfall, known by all parties not to exist, used as a face-saving alternative for admitting one has no bloody clue how one will pay for something.

Upon being presented with the bill, the customer looked the waitress square in the eye and replied, “no cash on me right now, but the Brexit Dividend will cover it”.

by Simenski June 18, 2018

Divident

A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.

Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

by EricTheOracle March 4, 2009

Division Day

October 21, the date of Elliott Smith's death. "Division Day" is a euphemism for the day death strikes, with "division" being the splitting apart of body and soul.

"The moon stood up on the ridge
Looking down where the water shines
And a man looking over the bridge
Like he done so many times

"Thinking about how to stay out
Out of trouble's way
And flying to fall away from you all
It's over division day
Beautiful division day"

by drogepirja September 13, 2011