dishwasher teacher

the teacher who yells at you for puting random stuff in the dishwasher during food technology

Dillon: bruh i just got yelled by the teacher
Jeffrey: which teacher?
Dillon: The dishwasher teacher

by derpythincow March 18, 2021

Dishwasher Repair Man

Pussy doctor. Grandpas boy. The guy who tries to help others out although his peers lack hindsight and want to scapegoat him. Also known as Gonacolagyst.

The dishwasher repair man found out some pussys cant be fixed. Pussys as in grown men who play child games. Aka Cj or batman

by ButchNochance January 23, 2022

Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

Dishwasher's Prerogative

the right for the roommate that actually washes the dishes to wash their dishes first and with priority

roommate 1: "everytime roommate 3 does the dishes, he washes all of his and then only some of the rest"
roommate 2: "well thats the dishwasher's prerogative"

by bigguy557 September 13, 2025

Dishwasher Smasher

When u hit a dishwasher repeatedly like ur humping a girl and throwing plates like its a stack of monkey

I've heard my friend do the dishwasher smasher all night

by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck January 2, 2026

purple monkey dishwasher

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.

Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."

by godofodd September 14, 2005

Boston Dishwasher

A person who collects used condoms and cleans them out by effectively sucking the semen from the insides.

Mikey: Don't talk to Tommy, that guy's a Boston Dishwasher.
Franky: What's that?
Mikey: He sucks cum out of condoms like cocaine residue from a Ziploc bag

by JarrodTheLubeBoy November 6, 2019