Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.

Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."

by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020

The Urban Dictator

The most awsome defeniton-writer in the history (and future) of Urban Dictionary!

The Urban Dictator has started a Urban Dictionary Democracy!

by The Urban Dictator August 3, 2017

urban dictator

The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.

Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Celestial Dictator

God

Who else but a celestial dictator would set up an eternal concentration camp for nonbelievers?

by Submitters of Words May 12, 2011

Phone Dictator

Someone who even though they are not physically with will dictate your day using a phone calls.

Boss: I'm not in today I'll be working from home.
Me:(yeees) OK I will speak to you tomorrow.
Phone rings 2 minutes later
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: Yes Fine.
Boss: Well you'd better start cleaning.
Me: (grr) Ok
10 Minutes later phone call
Boss: What are you doing are you ok.
Me: YES I am doing what you asked.
Until 37 phone calls later on in the day.
Boss: Are you ok.
Me: YEEEEEESSSSSS I'm FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!
Me: You may as well of come to work.

Boss: Why you seem to cope well with out me.

Me: You are an evil Phone dictator.

by Fairydurt August 5, 2011

ruthless dictator

Someone whose actions go against the interests of American corporations, even if they received US government money six months ago.

Not to be confused with a "strong leader of a troubled country", which is someone who is still receiving US government money and using it to butcher the locals.

Saddam Hussein (since 1990 only)

Mullah Mohammed Omar

Slobodan Milosevic (in Kosovo/a, but not in Bosnia)

definitely NOT: Jiang Zemin, Putin, Indonesian presidents, the guy in Uzbekistan, Museveni of Uganda etc etc, who aren't ruthless dictators because they still support US interests and/or are too big to bomb

by troops out of iraq April 20, 2004

Urban Dictator

1. a fluent speaker in Urban DIctionary language.
2. One who controls the conversation with seemingly witty comments, yet found them all on Urban Dictionary and had been studying them for days on end.

Bob: Stop talking about philosophy. It's intellectual masturbation at the worst.
Bill: You urban dic'ed that.
Bob:Whatever.
Bill: Do you want to be an Urban Dictator?
Bob: Yessir

by alien51three April 28, 2010