dickmonstrole

A man or woman with a love FO YO DIACK!!!!

Jenna is such a dickmonstrole, she sucked me so hard last night!

by BOB'S-MOM'S-DICK November 4, 2014

Dickmatized

When ur literally obsessed or in love w someones penis

Wow I am really dickmatized by Jaden’s dick

by Epicureanhoe April 16, 2020

dickwank

a person who is an absolute moron fuck.

fuck your a dickwank!

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Dickmatized

This is what happens when a person forgets who they are, doesn't listen to family or friends, makes bad decisions, and overlooks everything wrong that their significant other is doing because THE DICK is that good.

After Britney Spears hooked up with and married Kevin Federline, she started to take on his traits and acted irresponsibly with her life. It was obvious she was DICKMATIZED when she agreed to do a reality show, but cancelled her tour.

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

Dickmatised

The female equivalent of "pussy whipped"

Girl, you need to stop doing everything Mark says, that boy has you dickmatised!

by Princess5178 June 12, 2013

Dicksand

A type of spiraling addiction that occurs when you've discovered the best penis you've ever had in your life, and you gradually sacrifice all of your time to this irresistible penis and the human attached to it.

"Sarah, are you coming out tonight or are you caught in Michael's dicksand?".

"I'm sorry but I have slipped into the undeniably natural and magnetic pull of Michael's dicksand".

by tyrannosaurus-rekt July 8, 2016

The Diceman

When you ejaculate in a girls hair and then slick it back. Then follow up with sayin "OHHHH!" (like Andrew Dice Clay)

I fucked this broad the other night and made her look like the DiceMan "ohhhhhhh!"

by John Albatross May 4, 2010