dereal

The opposite of real.

I'm detached from my emotions, and thoughts spending twenty-three of twenty-four hours in this dark cell; the whole experiecne feels dereal.

by Food For Animals September 9, 2008

Dentally retarded

Someone who *knows* they need to go to the dentist but keeps putting it off because they are scared, they don't want to spend the money, or they think the problem will just go away on its own.

Bob: My teeth are killing me.

Steph: Why don't you go see the dentist? You're always complaining about your teeth.

Bob: I don't wanna go.

Steph: Man, you are dentally retarded.

by VT T-Bear November 26, 2009

Derpalite

The lowest form of ignorance and retardation known to mankind. Any depralite will make your brain hurt and cause you to lose braincells before you can even say derp.

The derpalites....they...derp...

by Fuck you depralites April 30, 2010

Dropped a Derral

The act of taking a particularly greasy shit. turd

I drank beer and ate wings all last night and dropped a monster derral when I woke up.

by mister anal April 21, 2005

Derpalicious

Very beautiful girl severly short of intelligence.

When your girlfriend is severly lacking intelligence but the only reason your holding on to her is because she is hot.

guy: dude she doesnt get anything! I have to keep explaining jokes to her.

Friend: Dump her already!

guy: No effin way. she's derpalicious

by shyamieplaysguitar May 23, 2010

dermaleche

The crusty white skin that collects under the lid of a gallon of milk.

"This milk must be old it's got dermaleche!"

by echo_se7en August 18, 2009

Dental Surgery

Instant dental work to some mouthy fucker who has got (in a roundabout way) what he was asking for.

"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"

by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017