Daily Mail

a newspaper that, along with the Sun, sums up all that is wrong with the UK today
mainly read by lower middle class snobs who beleive every word printed in this piece of poisonous filth and therefore form their opinion of the world from it

the mail-wouldnt wipe me arse with it

by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003

Daisy

Daisy is quit a cheeky person and can make you giggle a lot. Her fashion sense is amazing and she doesn't even have to try. Her hair looks a bit messy but not in a ugly way, more of little strands of hair falling out of her loosely tied braids. She loves animals especially cats and dogs and can be very persuasive when she wants to. She can be quite shy but if you start to get to know her better she will start to warm up to you and you will start to get to know a different side of her. If you're having a bad day, she'll always have your back and she's very supportive to all her friends. She is a genuinely kind person who cares about everyone and everything hoping to make the world a better place.

Naomi: Wow Daisy is so pretty!
Julie: Yes I know! She always helps me out with things and waits for me when class is over.

by powerpuffgirl188 February 28, 2018

Daisy Lane AIDS

A rotating list of ailments as big as an STD, to as small as the common cold. All contamination stemming from the offsite living quarters on Daisy Lane of the Betty Ford Center.

Pretty Ricky met another guy on the lane last week and ended up with a new variant of the Daisy Lane AIDS.

by SoulMechanic October 18, 2018

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Dairy mistress

When dating a vegan, you're likely to not eat animal products when eating dinner with them. However, you likely eat animal products when at dinner with a friend(s) who is not vegan, and this friend(s) is/are your dairy mistress(es).

If your partner is vegetarian, the friend(s) would be a meat mistress(es).

Bob: Dude, I totally couldn't eat this grilled cheese if Susan was here; she became a vegan 6 months before we started dating. You're so my dairy mistress.

by TwistedColorArrangement September 13, 2012

Daily Dollop

The one time in the day (usually in the morning) where you have a massive dump in the toilet what absolutely reeks!

Gooder was it you who just had that Daily Dollop!

by The Only Old Bean July 4, 2019

Daisy treatment

The Daisy treatment refers to the act of ignoring or purposely not answer a text or dm over a prolonged time.
this shall not be confused with the act of ghosting as ghosting implies that you stop texting completely but the Daisy treatment only refers to ghosting within a time span of less then a year

Simon: have you gotten an answer from Daisy yet?
Viktor: no i think im getting the Daisy treatment
Simon: ahh again... i see, good luck to you
Viktor: thanks homie

by mylifeisajoke3123 June 18, 2020