Cooter Wise

Wise in the things of all things Cooter. Having a deep understanding of the outdoors, breasts,booze and NASCAR.

I didn't know how to skin a deer and and bang a hot chick while cheering for Junior until I got Cooter Wise.

by crd79 January 14, 2008

Cooter Grater

noun <koo-tur gray-tur> A person, typically a woman of extra large pizza stature, who likes to have photos taken of herself cocking a leg up the side of a tree thus creating the illusion that she is grating her disgusting crotch on the bark of said tree.

That big old girl is one nasty Cooter Grater...she's going to kill that tree with her coot scrapings.

by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009

cootboot

v. To deny sex and expel from sleeping quarters, having led someone on.

n. The act of such a denial and expulsion.

Man, I was making out with him on his bed and then out of nowhere he cootbooted me!

by Cooterbooter February 18, 2010

Cooter Doodling

The art of drawing with ones vagina.

Just as I thought I'd seen everything the internet has to offer, I stumble into a video chat room where a young woman squatting over a dry erase board was Cooter Doodling "Hello Kitty" at a 6th grade level.

by Dmyster92 May 12, 2013

cooter hole

A vagina so enormous that just calling it a cooter is not enough; one could disappear into it like a black hole.

Katie's Cooter Hole has claimed the dicks of 13 men

by Nipdickcoothole November 6, 2014

cooter hull

Hill billy term for trunk of a car

Monkey get that tire out the cooter hull

by Barney dell October 16, 2018

coot-noot

a pussy, vagina, women’s female parts, also a close female friend, bitch, main woman

aye you my coot-noot.
he used you for your coot-noot?

by pussy, bitch December 18, 2018