wine candy

This is another name for Jolly Ranchers.

Would you like a piece of wine candy?

by B_in_Chgo September 25, 2006

Candy Crevice Cut

Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

by Cravicky November 27, 2012

door candy

An attractive woman or attractive women who accompany you for the purposes of getting you in the door at a club or party.

Don't worry about getting in, I've got some door candy lined up for tonight.

by TappingTheLine March 8, 2011

candy weave

candy colored hair extentions

"umm dam her candy weave make that bitch look fine as hell!"

by hotmesss January 4, 2008

constable candy

Constable Candy is the ultimate definition of what it means to be a man. Every man wants to be like him and every woman wants to be with him. Constable Candy is sweet on the eye and according to Zac, sweet on the lips. His charm is not lost on the males either, apparently Constable Candy has the best of both worlds.... Asian good looks but with the aussie long schlong. When Constable Candy wears a tight black shirt, it makes everyones day!

Melanie - "Hey Aimee, did you see Constable Candy in his tight black top?"
Aimee - "Ooohhh Yeah!! He is so frikken hot!"

Constable Candy - "I can't wait to have a slurpee after this job!"
Zac - "I will give you a slurpee after this job, Constable Candy!"

Unnamed female - "Constable Candy just gave me a moisty"
Unnamed male - "I would turn gay for Constable Candy"

by Evidentary November 28, 2013

Free Candy

A hard hit in hockey by Pittsburgh Penguins defenseman Brooks Orpik.

Brooks Orpik was giving out some free candy left and right.

by Roy Brown July 2, 2008

vandy candy

A preppy rich female who attends Vanderbilt University. Sometimes used as an insult. Sometimes used with pride.

Vandy Candy is bad for your health.

by RanklyAbused March 25, 2004