eyelash curler

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

by SDanzer April 14, 2008

Curdle

The jelly roll that hangs over a females vaginal parts that you have to move to locate the females parts.

Her curdle was so nasty I had to walk out. Her curdle's happy trail was wicked.

by Neff Apoundis May 22, 2015

curled

when you’re drunk to the point of almost blacking out, most likely interacting with other substances (i.e. MDMA, cocaine, nicotine, marijuana)

Bro, I’m so ~curled~ !

by gwyneth&amelia August 17, 2019

steaming curley

A hot fresh turd that is curled or piled onto something and is so fresh it's steaming!

after licking her asshole last night Sara dropped a Steaming Curley on my chest as a blew my load!

by NglessCage May 30, 2006

curley q's

when to much sperm gets on your pubes and dries out. Manley on guys but can happen to fine ass bitches that have fucking dicks.

shit man you got anything to help my curley q's .

by t-young mofo November 16, 2006

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 2, 2016

barbiegirl curler

It's when you turn an iron curler on, shove it up the ass, and sing "I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life is plastic, it's fantastic"

Damn, that barbiegirl curler is ratchet as hell

by Barbiegirlcurler December 2, 2013