Intense Cuddling

another word for sex because cuddling doesn't require noise.....like screaming.

My girlfriend is coming over for intense cuddling tonight.

by EJ Proxy May 9, 2015

Turd Curling

Turd Curling is the act of curling ones fingers into claws during an extended effort to remove a toilet punishing turd from one's bodily orifice.

I must've eaten too much cheese. I caught myself turd curling. I had to soak my hands in hot water for an hour to loosen them up from the locked position.

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) May 15, 2008

Curling

The ancient Scottish sport of curling has been called a hybrid of bowling and chess set on ice, but perhaps the closest analogy is shuffleboard. Two four-member teams slide 42-pound granite stones (the best of which come from a single quarry in Scotland) on a sheet of ice toward a target area. Teammates sweep the ice in front of the stone to help maneuver it towards the center target.
Each player on the team throws two stones during an "end," which is sort of like an inning in baseball. The team with the most points after 8 or 10 ends wins the match. Did I mention that you can knock your opponents' stones out of contention?

The name "curling" comes from the Old English verb "to curr," or growl. There's a fair amount of shouting during the game, as team members urge each other on while sweeping the ice in front of the stone.

This year, the British women's team gave their country its first Winter Olympics gold medal since 1984, while the Norwegian men's team upset the Canadian favorites.

Curling looks like a lot of fun, I wonder where I could try it in my area?

by Mr. Johnny April 15, 2005

Banana Cuddling

It's a type of cuddling that has become increasingly popular recently. in which one person wraps them selves to an unsuspecting person and cling to them. they have to be horizontal and if done right the person will arch their back and look like a banana and you'll look like a monkey.
It's also a pretty kinky pose and can result after they used to it, or slap you, some lovin'

We thought they were making love, but they were just banana cuddling.

Man: Is he raping her?
Woman: NO their banana cuddling.
Man: Nice.

by Strawberrychii May 3, 2009

Skyrim cuddling

When you want to play skyrim but your girlfriend wants to cuddle. So you play skyrim on your laptop and you lay your legs on top of her. So you get a pillow and she thinks your trying to be cute...... Even though you just want to play skyrim

I was skyrim cuddling with my girlfriend, it was great

My boyfriend is an asshole

by hotpantz July 28, 2016

Aggressive cuddling

Another name for sex you're too ashamed to admit

Ka3na and Praise didn't have sexual intercourse , it was just an aggressive cuddling.

by Fe.fe August 4, 2020

lip cuddling

boy presses lips against those of a drunk/ passed out girl, not a kiss because it's not mutual.

Steven waited till Brittany was sound asleep from booze to perform some lip cuddling.

by osufan123 October 19, 2010