cuddleslut

someone who will cuddle with complete strangers all night long... a complete whore for cuddles, but sex hardly happens, if at all, because it's not as important. :)

i'm such a cuddleslut, i'll take it any way i can get it!

by kitznegari October 23, 2003

cuddlebug

A person who loves to cuddle, usually completely platonic.

Jamie is a total cuddlebug, but she never goes farther than that.

by John Dupras April 22, 2005

curdled cow

When you take curdled milk and pour it on a woman's tits and you eat it off and then when you throw up she drinks it.

Steven: Dude I gave Jane a huge curdled cow. Now the bed smells like shit

Tim: Dude, that's sweet!

by docter cockter March 3, 2014

Churdley

A wet, sonorous fart.

Dude, you better check your shorts 'cause that fart was churdley.

by Ricky Dominguez August 22, 2008

cuddleman

A grown man who caters to another grown man's feelings instead of just telling him to man up.

( Emotional man ): hey bro my girl broke up with me after two weeks and I really loved her, why do I do ?

( Cuddleman ): Sorry to hear that why don't you come by so we can hug and talk about it.

by laluvrod December 23, 2011

Maximum Cuddles

The most that two men can possibly cuddle.

"You're liquoring me up to see if you can get me onto this blanket and do Maximum Cuddles with you!"

"What?"

"That's the most that two men can possibly cuddle!

by YourNameIsAlreadyBeingUsedBySo October 12, 2008

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015