dutch coffin

When one farts in a coffin before it is closed.

Matt dutch coffined Danny at his open casket so that he could take that stink with him to the grave

by OC Brownbomber September 29, 2010

Kush coffin

To put yourself into the deepest of Kush comas

last night I put myself in a Kush coffin

by Guar2 March 27, 2015

It's a coffin

yes it is

"It's a coffin"

"There's a name engraved on it"

"-Whore-"

"It's empty"

"AND YOUR GOING IN I-"

by YourAvgGuy September 12, 2023

caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.

Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.

by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014

Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003

Cuffing Season

Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.

1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.

2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."

by catamountgirl November 9, 2014

coffin dance

the dancing dudes pulled up grabbed huge chickens coffin and startin dancing with Aaron Smith

that was a sick coffin dance

by ilikememesandcars April 24, 2020