Revenge cuckold to the attempted cuckold milf

With malice and forethought
She cheated on him dude that guy is prettier than most women his age

Yeah he ended up with the sweetest plum Kat and he fell in love and feasted in the afterwife experience
Such a revenge cuckold
by Tonythetiler September 14, 2020
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An average Jewish Cuckold white guy who is cuckolded with people of color by his Jewish girlfriend. More popular in the Northeast especially among young liberal couples. Jewish cuckold guys are totally chill about their girls cheating with POC.
"Um so Sarah... When you cuck Marc do you let him eat you out afterwards? Or do you let him put his little pink thing in you after you get fucked?"

"Morty loves when I have sex with Latin guys and come home and sit on his face. He jacks his little white thing off while I tell him about me having an actual orgasm from sex,"

"Marc is such a good Jewish Cuckold that he got a vasectomy and paid for Tyrone and I to visit his friends in Jamaica next month."
by Jacqueline Barrett & Marc Matz February 24, 2023
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When a woman or man ask you to have intercourse with them while their brother/cousin or sister/cousin, who is also their lover or significant other, watches
Hey there good looking, wanna Alabama Cuckold with me and my brother cousin
by TopCheeseClapper July 9, 2019
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The feeling of deep anxiety or dread, typically an unfocused one involving the reality of your wife being with another man. Cuckold angst often follows the cuckolds orgasm causing him to become anxious about his wife’s sexual contact with other men. The mixed emotions that occur when the reality of being a cuckold moves from fantasy to reality.
I was not ready for the cuckold angst that occurred when actually seeing my wife having sex with another man. Her husband became very upset with cuckold angst when he found out about his wife’s affair. Even after sharing my wife with other men many times I still have some cuckold angst after words.
by Dancerooster July 10, 2023
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A sad, self-victimizing, stress-addled man whose wife/girlfriend has keeps his balls in a locked box while she takes dick from real men.

Abject cuckoldry is usually associated with skinny-fatness and gender-inappropriate maternal instinct.
Tony is an abject fucking cuckold. I can't remember a relationship where his woman wasn't getting plowed by someone twice his size.

See that abject cuckold over there? I can see why his lady's getting sluiced elsewhere; look at him, it's just in his nature.
by Tex Tile May 29, 2017
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Someone who happily sits idle while other people fuck their career generally because they are too nice for their own good.
He let me take all the credit for his project and as a result I got the promotion, he is such a Career Cuckold..
by Poorface March 5, 2019
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Someone who pays every single taxes due, including on all of his cash transactions, because it's his civilian duty to bail out TBTF companies and fund endless wars used for enriching politicians through lobbying.
A: "I'll pay by cash. I don't need the receipt."
B: "That'll be 5748.85$."
A: "5750$? This is hardcore financial fucking! It says 4999$ on the price tag. Just declare the item as loss on your taxes."
B: "Sorry, sales taxes apply to cash transactions too. Your taxes help build more roads."
A: "I'll pay by credit card then. Enjoy the transaction fees you financial cuckold!"
by Malishman January 12, 2023
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