Ctrl.Alt.n00b

Most gosu player on the Lordaeron Battle.net WarCraft 3 server. Originator of the single Blade Master Strat

OMGWTF!!! Ctrl.Alt.n00b pwns me

by Toe November 14, 2004

Ctrl Alt Del

When you say something in front of someone that has offended them or should not have gotten back to them and you are now frozen and wish you could ctrl alt del yourself and start all over again without any record.

I think that Gina girl's hairstyle is awful. Hey, that's not nice, Gina is my cousin. Sorry, Ctrl Alt Del!

by darlaplans June 8, 2009

CTRL ALT DEL

The solution to every problem

Guy 1: I'm bleeding!
Guy 2: Just type ctrl alt del and you'll be fine

by Error404 April 8, 2015

ctrl-n

What you press to quickly go to incognito mode in Google Chrome. Many men use this to quickly watch porn without it going into their browser history.

"Yo, I only ctrl-n, it's the quickest way to bust a nut"

by John1472 October 11, 2017

CtRL + D

Bookmark keyboard shortcut, used to inform Thread starter that the user had not enough time to read the thread and had to read it at the latter time.

Ctrl + D dulu ya gan, nanti ane mampir lagi.

by IndogamersPro May 31, 2018

ctrl alt supr

a less known version of ctrl alt delete

person: "isn't ctrl alt delete x10 times better?"
Me: "my pc doesn't have a delete key for some reason so I'm stuck with ctrl alt supr"
person: "what even is that"

by KirbyCreep June 28, 2020

CTRL

Control is jump, CTRL is the only key meant to be used as jump in any video games. If you're a proper gamer, you A. Play PC and not console of course. B. Play with mouse and or keyboard, not those revolting controller things. And C. Have been doing it since PC games kind of started to kick off. Which is roughly the early 90s and if you've been playing since that time. You should know that CTRL IS JUMP. This is an important immutable factor of life. CTRL IS JUMP. If you've played Commander Keen, Secret Agents, Crystal Caves, Monster Bash, Duke Nukem, Jazz Jackrabbit, hell even Math Rescue or basically anything worth playing from around this time, you know that CTRL IS JUMP. Fact. And Unreal Tournament, which is arguably still the best arena shooter of all time, shows that this goes for fps games as well. Remember, Newton's fourth law of motion, CTRL IS JUMP.

Newton's fourth law of motion states that CTRL is jump. Crouch is C by the way.

by Chyronranfan22 March 11, 2021