Crend

To get so inebriated as to so something potentially career ending (car/end => crend).

"Come on mate, let's go out tonight and crend"

"I crended pretty hard at the company Xmas party... roundhouse kicked the stripclub sign and got beaten up by the bouncers"

by halfbrick October 15, 2014

chunderpants

Underpants or panties which are never washed and worn until bodyrot sets in and removes them from all existence.

She peeled off her ragged dress and I reeled at the sight of her filthy chunderpants; monkeys keep their cages cleaner.

by Nubba the Wandering Minstrel April 17, 2007

chunding

(v) to do something with zero brain activity, preferably in your underwear (bundies) or any article of clothing with an elastic waist.

-dicking around, shooting the shit, wasting time, netflix

"You going out tonight?" "Naw man I'm already chunding in my bundies"

"I'm just straight chilling--chunding hard"

"After last night, I'm parking it on the couch for hours of chunding"

"Mary had a To-Do list a mile long, but instead spent the day chunding and got nothing done."

by Chelsea$ December 16, 2013

cardinal chunder

Noun. Taken from BBC's excellent historical comedy, 'Blackadder The Second'. One becomes Cardinal Chunder if one vomits copiously in response to alcohol.

'What's that noise in the bathroom?'
'Ceri has just become the first female Cardinal Chunder, due to Rob's poteen.'

by The Moai March 31, 2005

chunderbolt

Projectile vomiting.

A combination of the words "chunder" and "thunderbolt".

John got so wasted last night, he launched a chunderbolt across the room and hit Sarah in the face.

by chunderrr August 30, 2011

Chundering

Aussie slang for vomiting.

Guy 1: Oh mate I drank so much last night I've been chundering all morning!
Guy 2: That sucks a hairy ballsack, bro.

by Mortilith November 24, 2011

Chundle

1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.

2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.

3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.

4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.

“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”

"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"

"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"

"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”

by textingonthetoilet April 26, 2019