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chunding

(v) to do something with zero brain activity, preferably in your underwear (bundies) or any article of clothing with an elastic waist.

-dicking around, shooting the shit, wasting time, netflix
"You going out tonight?" "Naw man I'm already chunding in my bundies"

"I'm just straight chilling--chunding hard"

"After last night, I'm parking it on the couch for hours of chunding"

"Mary had a To-Do list a mile long, but instead spent the day chunding and got nothing done."
by Chelsea$ December 16, 2013
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Chandingo

A play on the name Chan (generalized term for an Asian male), and the word Mandingo (a word used to describe a male of African heritage who has a ridiculously large penis.) Chandingo, is used to describe the anomaly that is an Asian male, who has the breadth and length of a large black man's penis. As a result he will be frequently confused for a black man during shower time with other males, and will be exalted by females who marvel at his "Megatron sized schlong".
(Becky pulls Clara to the side and excitedly starts to whisper in her ear)

Becky: Oh my gosh! I think I've really fallen in love with Justin!

Clara: (Incredulous) Justin? Justin Long?But I thought you said you did'nt like guys with small penises...

Becky: I know but... (tosses head into air whilst maintaining a nostalgic smile on her face) we had sex last week and hes such a... such a...Chandingo!

Clara: ...

Becky: Clara, (looks into Clara's eyes and puts hands on Clara's cheeks) hes not hung like an elephant, elephants are hung like him...
by THELAUGHINGMAN3993 December 11, 2010
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Chuning Choke

While giving a blow job, the man rams his dick too far down the women's throat, causing her to vomit all over the male's dick.
"Did you hear about Laura last night? She Chuning Choked!"
"Oh man! That must of been messy for Johnny!"
by Tacobutt June 10, 2014
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Butt Chunging

The act of stabbing one’s flaccid penis in the tip with a fork of any kind, and snaking it up another’s ass hole; then proceeding to get and erection and killing the other person via internal explosion of blood from the penis.
The whore was likely killed by butt chunging when the man left with from the bar last night.
by PistachioBoiii May 20, 2019
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chunking

(v.) The improper act of having, or trying to have intercourse with a large woman, typically on a weekend night. Derives from the word chunker. A large woman can be referred to as a chunker.
"Yo bro, lets finish this beer and go out to this party. If I get really drunk tonight I might go chunking"
by Poppa D. May 11, 2006
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Chunning Choke

Giving head to a guy so hard you than throw up on his penis
"Me and Hilary banged last night"
"She gave you that chunning choke huh?"
by XxswagmasterxX April 24, 2015
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Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.
I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.
by MC Gooch July 6, 2010
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