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1. An amalgam of unlikely leftover foodstuffs, of various consistencies, flavors, and temporal origins. The admixture is traditionally allowed to simmer for days on end as a temporizing measure to ward off the growth of viscera-eating bacteria. Of note, ingredients may be added to the chundle pot as volume-expanders, to adjust flavor, and/or impact cosmetic appearance at any point in the chundle lifespan. Chundles older than 14 days should be consumed with discretion and deference to broader public health considerations.

2. An assemblage of scooped, churned, and tumbled ingredients from disparate cuisines, preferably leftovers in the later stages of edibility.

3. (scientific) the composite solution of multiple distinct culinary ingredients, which achieves a dynamic viscosity of no less than 1000 Pascal-seconds in standard conditions according to the contemporary scientific consensus.

4. (verb) To commit an item to dissolution in a pot of chundle.
“How do ya like that chundle? We got some more downstairs in a bucket!”

"Our special tonight is a 3-day-old chundle. It’s components include: an old can of split peas that fell behind the cabinet for an indeterminate period of time, an elusive roommate’s uneaten pad thai, the congealed bacon grease in the cast iron, scrap chicken skin from the preceding wing night, and that overzealous batch of cream of mushroom soup that’s been occupying space in your freezer since last flu season. Would you like to see the wine list?"

"Can I get a liter of juicy banger to wash this deeeeluxx chundle bucket down?"

"Did you just chundle that entire rotisserie chicken? Yes, I’m making myself a BONE CHUNDLE!”
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the sexual act or any act involving one's taint; to fondle the taint, specifically with the index and middle fingers extended.
by craig von jackson September 17, 2006
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Teh bundle, or trundle, a person who is feeling sick or being sick or has been sick, normally as a result of alcohol
"robin looks liek he's gonna larry! CHUNDLE!"
by woody faulkner September 23, 2006
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When you laugh so much, and so hard, that you also throw up.
"I'd just eaten, see, and he said something about fisting in a very public place; it was hilarious and I laughed so hard I chundled!"
by robotdanceteam August 27, 2009
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To have your chin warmed by testicles.
"Arthur, could you please rest your testicles on my chin so i can be chundles?".
by Arns February 04, 2012
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