coochie cruncher

Another name for a lesbian.

Ellen Degeneres is a coochie cruncher.

by HottieG April 29, 2006

crundle

The area between the ass and the penis/vagina, also known as a taint. Usually the breeding ground for dingleberries.

Baby, you got a bundle in your crundle...

by Jimmy Knuckles March 10, 2004

corpse cruncher

A meat-eater (as described by a vegetarian or vegan)

I've got nothing against corpse crunchers, but don't expect me to eat that shit.

by Morrissey Minor July 29, 2004

crunkless

you want to get fucked up but don't have the means

she was crunkless last night

by lil April 12, 2005

Crunchel

Noun.) A Crunchel is a piece of chip that has been separated from a normal piece. Similar to a chip crumb, a crunchel is usually made of tortilla chip. A crunchel is often made accidentally when the chip is dipped into Salsa/Queso.

"Oh no! Someone dropped a crunchel into the Salsa!"

by The best person, of course! May 17, 2018

crunched my crackers

When it so happens that you have over filled your “fanny pack” to the point that your saltine crackers no longer maintain their wafer adhesion and have turned to crumbs in a “wrapper”.

Oh damn it seems I have crunched my crackers.

by Super Steve February 25, 2020

upchuck cruncher

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

by cum guzzling bitches July 30, 2009