Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

crawler

Australian slang, someone wishing to be the teacher's favorite

<teacher>come up here Jack

<kids> crawler!crawler! Jack is a crawler

by Starr June 3, 2004

crowbert

an old man, from ancient times that was reincarnated as a crow and was caught eating diapers on the side of the road. Usually quiet, drinks a lot of alcohol and is very retarded.

"Crowbert, get your ancient ass over here and clean up that diaper!"
"Crowbert has been acting weird."

by hxc_cheeto January 11, 2008

Crogler

A weird, goofy, awkward but often likeable person. May look weird, have weird mannerisms, or both.

"Look at that crogler with the big ears and dumb look on his face. He is just crogging."

Napoleon Dynamite is such a crogler.

by fatjasper December 27, 2010

Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever

person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real

by Paaedk December 2, 2022

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009

crowder powder

White, powdery substance that can be seen on or fall of old men i.e. dandruff.

Man our history teacher left crowder powder on the desk last period!

by pimpnasty101 February 22, 2011