crouton

The most desireable part of a salad

good thing my salad has a lot of croutons because a salad with a lot of croutons is superlative a salad with fewer croutons

by stevelovescroutons October 1, 2005

croutons

French for "we dry bread and cut it up into little pieces that people like to put in salad"

Nous croutons le pain tous le jours.

by NiCocaCola November 24, 2010

Crusty Crouton

When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.

Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.

Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?

Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

croxton

One who is talented, easy-on-the-eye, wealthy, sagacious, generous and meek. Applies strictly to the under 30's; a male croxton over 30 is the antithesis of the above definition

That chap at Cardale design; he's a true Croxton

by Jem January 29, 2004

dick crouton

the best rs player ever
#gg faggots

Dick Crouton is the best ever.

by not dickcrouton October 24, 2013

Crouton

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton Slit

Woman who has had a bad case of thrush for so long without seeking any medical attention.

I heard she had a Crouton Slit. Oh thats sick!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009