critchett

Refers to a female private area.

Don't forget to wipe your critchett.

by Anonymous_VP2 July 24, 2022

critch

When something would be a slay if the person slaying was someone else.

“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”

“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”

by camprocker January 28, 2023

Harriet Critchlow Syndrome

When a nerdy girl undergoes puberty and develops a pleasurable aesthetic and personality change, appearing as if undertaking more sexual acts ( a girl gets hot and slutty out of nowhere)

Guy:" Dude, did jenny fletcher get hot all of a sudden?"
Dude: "oh yeah man, shes got major harriet critchlow syndrome."

by master-pwanker September 18, 2015

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020