The Crusher

The most awesome girl in the world, and she has MAGICAL HAIR! She has many feats, such as defeating the notorious Bunny Not Funny scream. She has an AWESOME brother, JCPenney. Yeah, they're SO awesome.

Note: This is NOT the Crusher from 'Blaze and the Monster Machines'
And remember folks, "May The Crusher be with you!!" right_facing_fistraised_hand

Person: "AHHH! Bunny's terrorizing me!"
The Crusher: "Do not fret! The Crusher has come to save the day!"
Person: "but you're a girl-"
The Crusher: "DOES THAT MATTER HUH"
*Hurls forward and punches Bunny to the ceiling"
The Crusher: "How's that for a girl?"
Person: "Thank you! How could I repay you?"
The Crusher: "DON'T WATCH BLAZE AND THE MONSTER MACHINES!"
Person: "Aww, but I like that show!"
The Crusher: yeets person two off a cliff

by BunnyNotFunnyCrusherForLife November 8, 2021

friend crush

Experiencing a strong desire to become friends with a person you don't know very well. Often times, people experiencing friend crushes will exhibit nervousness, giddiness, idolatry, admiration, and clumsiness similiar to those emotions experienced when being around a regular crush.

Wow, that girl is so cool! Who is she?! I totally have a friend crush on her.

by Goldfishbutt July 18, 2006

crush

your always think about this person who you admire and would do anything to date them

my "crush" is so cute!

by savai January 14, 2017

pussy crushing

To get as much vagina as possible at a location which it is plentiful.

"Bro im so gonna do some serious pussy crushing tonight at that party"

by Mr. Rains February 29, 2008

Crushfriend

A friend that you have a crush on, not your boyfriend/girlfriend, not just an acquaintance, a crushfriend. :)

Yea, he's my crushfriend, we hang out a lot and I think i really like him!

by 12345noclue September 12, 2009

Crush-crazy cracker

You know the type--

Crazy white boys who think they're in love after sleeping with a chic one time. Then don't leave her alone, start texting, calling, showing up at her house all the time. They think they're so in love that they start rearranging their life and future plans in order to be near this chic, who by the way, isn't into him because he's a CRAZY loser!!!

"That guy from the other night turned out to be a crush-crazy cracker! He won't stop texting me. He calls me 20 times a day to tell me how much he likes me. He even said he was moving here and taking a new job so we can be closer. Girl, I don't even like him!"

by Fab QT December 31, 2011

crushlationship

the imaginary relationship you have with your crush

Jalma is in a crushlationship with Wura

by aurum96 February 16, 2013