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Critical Whup-ass

Critical Whup-ass is achieved when slurs and profanities become extremely offensive and unbearably barbaric. At this point, All Hades can and will break loose causing all with in it's radius of influence to become incredibly violent and begin attacking anything that moves in their field of view.
"If I hadn't of stepped in to stop Joe, Critical Whup-ass might of occurred."
by Ornery Gorrilla January 26, 2015
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CrypticClandestine

A wonderful, sweet girl full of kindness and is very, very pretty. She works at Swirlyz as a Vice President, and she is so very kind, and everyone loves her. If you haven't met her yet, you should, because she's one of the kindest people on the planet. c:
"You're a jerk!"-someone "It's fine! I forgive you!" -CrypticClandestine
by Pokemon_GoYea April 2, 2020
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Critical Oversight

Noun.

1. Completely disregarding or overlooking something crucial that results in a catastrophic end.
Dude Man 1: How much gas is in your car?
Dude Man 2: Not enough to get to the gas station.
Dude Man 1: How much was left when you got in your car?
Dude Man 2: Didn't check.
Dude Man 1: Critical oversight. Dumbass
by J-kwelin July 16, 2023
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Crapical

Adj.- Description of something that is not impressive at all.

- The opposite of 'radical'.
A: Dude, did you see that new guy at our school try to pull off that skateboard trick the other day?
B: Yeah man, that was crapical.
by Shashopeh April 3, 2010
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Critical Race Theory

A hybrid scholarly/activist approach that seeks to read ‘systemic racism’ into every racial disparity (specifically, those where Black people are at a disadvantage), along with advocacy of policies to redistribute income, wealth, legal rights & privileges, and political power. These are intended to equalize outcomes for Blacks and Whites in relation to those selected disparities.

The main ‘method of inquiry’ employed in CRT is its creative use of language, selective examples, and the redefinition of familiar terms that you thought were well-settled. These serve to catastrophize racial disparities, close down lines of inquiry that may lead to non-racialized explanations, and hence to convey a strong moral compulsion to accept CRT’s redistributive policies.
Only one way to get woke bro - study Critical Race Theory. It’s all the rage in today’s colleges and mainstream media. Even the Army is on it now!
by anonymous May 24, 2021
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Critical memory

My disabled offline personal time machine once used to relive bad experiences with the sole purpose of finding the responsible person and punishing them instead of allowing God's karma to do it for me.

progressives have not disabled critical memory and still use it for vigilante social justice.
Personal inner tranquility was instant the moment I disabled my Critical memory and took it offline.
by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022
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Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.
Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."
by John Sturtevant December 24, 2008
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