Franklin Creamer

To be beating your meat for awhile then when you are almost done find a turtle and rip it from it’s shell and nut in the shell and then stick it back on using duck tape

I just want to Franklin creamer that Turtel

by That squirrel guy April 13, 2018

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

Purple Creamers

When your balls are all swollen and aching from edging or lack of sex.

Rachel is a cock tease. She dry humped me on the couch all night then left me with the worst purple creamers. I had to rub out a rope.

I spent all afternoon watching granny porn and edged myself to the most painful purple creamers. But the old lady sucked me off when she got home. About blew the back of her head off with that nut.

by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018

Stacking creamers

When multiple people ejaculate into a person consecutively

“Did you see Linda at the party?” “Yeah, me and a bunch of guys were upstairs stacking creamers in her!”

by DryFire3 October 6, 2019

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.

My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.

by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020

Kazahkstan Creamery

The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.

At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.

by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010

Cottonmouth Creamery

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

by Frank West August 28, 2006