Something crawled up your ass and died!

Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.

Damn, John, what the hell happened? It smells like something crawled up your ass and died!

by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007

Cralley

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

Blanket Crawler

An insatiable cum-guzzling nympho who, not satisfied with a generous mouthful, dives under the blankets foraging for any stray jism blobs (sometimes next morning).

Peregrine: 'I'm worried about our sex life. Lady Isobel keeps disappearing under the bedclothes.'

Quentain: 'Don't be. She's probably a blanket crawler.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

crawler

Australian slang, someone wishing to be the teacher's favorite

<teacher>come up here Jack

<kids> crawler!crawler! Jack is a crawler

by Starr June 3, 2004

cradley

a cool place with loads of old ladys with funny wrinkly eyes and stuff.

Damian: hey u need an old lady girlfriend..
John:yay, go to cradley.

by barry burton March 7, 2005

Dire Crowley

Headmage at Night Raven College also known to be the hottest man known ever

person 1: Omg Dire crowley is so hot

person 2: real

by Paaedk December 2, 2022

Wacky Wall Crawler Nuts

When a male's nuts stick to the side of his leg.

It was so hot today that I had wacky wall crawler nuts.

by Ariel777 August 27, 2009