clappered

to be duped by a friend that appears to want to hang out, but in the end just wants to use you for your money.

When Andrew called to hang out and grab a few beers after work I thought it was sincere; I later realized I was clappered because he only needed me to pay the bill.

by Daleak March 28, 2007

Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006

crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.

Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)

by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."

by MiZZ EEL June 20, 2008

crappetizer

when you need to crap really badly and only a small amount comes out initially and you know there is a much larger amount to follow.

Man, I needed to take a huge ass dump and all I got was this lousy crappetizer.

by whybotherbro August 5, 2010

crapper clapper

A man who, while performing anal sex, smacks the ballsack against the ass making a clapping sound.

Mike has huge balls. He is a crapper clapper.

by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016