Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

by nobody else here May 28, 2017

cranking a fat shit

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.

Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.

by Swagmaster6969696969696 December 3, 2020

Garbage canning

-Verb.
-To pop out of a random garbage can and back up a person in an argument.
-To interrupt an argument to back up a person
-similar to blackup

-Callum: Yohance has no penis
-isaac randomly appearing: Yohance is the best and he's better than everyone!
-callum: STOP garbage canning!!!!

by callum satank December 13, 2009

Garbage Canning

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.

"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can

by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012

Dirty Channing

When a girl finds her boyfriend's "toys" and uses them to serve her guest food in a very errotic house party.

She pulled a dirty Channing!!!

by Yumyumdingdong July 19, 2020

Channing

a well balanced girl who is driven and focused. She loves her family and has a very clear perspective on life. She enjoys the social scene as well as cuddling with her significant other. She is very blunt and says what she thinks often being mistaken for mean, when if fact, she is an empathetic being. She is very relate-able.

Channing loves to read a good book with a glass of wine.

by token black girl December 24, 2016