Crankshawed

During sex you accidentally hit your head and fart

I got a little too wild with my girlfriend the other night and I accidentally Crankshawed, now she won’t even look at me

by Dave The Meme King September 7, 2022

Crankcase

Another word for fleshlight and masturbation. Hand crank but with a case surrounding one’s penis. “Crankin down in the case”.

I just bought a Lightning McQueen crankcase, ima bust it up!

by CaptainSplooge June 20, 2024

Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach.

Grouper Trinidad: I just hung out with Crancher yesterday. That dude is so fucking rad, man. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

Crancher

The coolest dude on Mambo Beach, or even in Florida in general!

Grouper Trinidad: Man, I just hung out with Crancher the other day. He's so fucking cool. I love being a Real Teens of Mambo Beach.

by nintendo gamecube June 26, 2024

cranch

a joyous and wonderful little lam who enjoys to graze on fresh grass

wow this cranch is so lamb

by brentson February 3, 2026

crankhound

a dog that will carpet surf and lick their owners sweat in search of methamphetamine

"Boy, Kathy's Jack Russel terrier is a real crankhound."

by wereatnjustgoforit August 27, 2025

Cajun Crankshaft

Throwing creole seasoning in a woman's eyes, slapping her in the face, then fucking her in the ass with Cajun sauce on your dick.

I got served a restraining order from a girl I picked up last week because I gave her a Cajun Crankshaft.

by Ohshitpete July 4, 2023