When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.
by Arlibarli January 7, 2026
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by DarrenG July 20, 2024
Get the Crafty wank mug.When someone squeezes out of a sticky situation or comes up with an Oceans 11 type of shit. The type of person who can talk themselves out of any situation.
I really thought Cylian Murphy's character was done for in A Quiet Place 2. He was Crafty As Fuck When he grabbed that water hobo and stabbed him in the leg and dove into the water.
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