conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

by lo dawg January 23, 2007

conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

by Mackem July 3, 2007

conference head

to receive a blow job while participating in a teleconference call

You may miss certain parts of the meeting if you're getting conference head.

by Lucky13Thirteen December 7, 2011

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

Country Conference Call

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

I would have been home sooner, but I got stuck behind a country conference call. My truck probably used a half a tank of gas while I waited for it to end.

by Goetta June 2, 2015

Web conference

Used as a euphemism for playing with your Rabbit

Hey, where’s Georgia tonight? Oh that biatch? She’s on a web conference again. Gone through 5 packs of AA batteries this week!

by Phil McHorney February 24, 2020

Swimming conference championships

It's Another championships happening a few days after the first championships. Swimming conference championships combine 4 or more leagues ( A league, B league, etc). They all have to compete in events that they got a certain time for. Every time or sometimes, the top 8 people in the event get to make it to the swimming finals.

Person 1: "Did you make in to Swimming Conference Championships?"
Person 2: "No I didn't have a good time for any of my events."

by urlocalcoolperson1111 August 3, 2022